I Complain Therefore I Am

Today I have become an atheist.

George Carlin is dead and Bob Saget is alive.

It's tough to pick a favorite video because there are so many funny video's but one of the funniest is, guess what:

RELIGION IS BULLSHIT!!!


And as a good companion is an interview on MSNBC Live:

TALKING ABOUT JERRY FALLWELL:

I just watched Another Gay Movie. Embarrassing. Even with the appearance of Scott Thompson in it, who redeemed Brain Candy. It's the story of a bunch of virgin gay teens who are in the last months of high school and they want to be laid by the end of the summer. Threadbare plot, so I wasn't expecting genius in this thing. I'm guessing this movie wanted to be all things to all people because every flavor was thrown in: chicken, bear, tweekers, masterbateurs, drag queens, leather heads, BDSM, lipstick lesbians, bull dykes, shower scenes. Slash as in: student/teacher. And just about every tool of the trade was featured in some form or another. Tools, as in gay toys. Whips, chains, excite me. Dreary. The problem is that there was so much thrown in that there wasn't enough time to do anything other than tile it all together and instead of a movie, it was all snippets. There wasn't enough time to develop characters, so only typesWhite Chicks. were featured and they flew by so fast that you really needed a check list to keep up with them all. The worst moment in the movie was the prolonged fart scene. A gay version of the Wayan brothers' fart scene in Farting was funny when I was 5 years old. Not exactly edgy to put a fart scene in your movies these days. But in a gay movie, is it really wise to showcase the orifice where most of our sex takes place doing really prolonged, agonizingly rude things? What's next a lesbian movie that features only queefing? Not sexy.
As I type this I realize that I probably am coming off as such a prude, But I have seen enough movies these days to be really tired of farting. The whole Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie franchise and anything with Will Farrell seems to glorify in it. I can't imagine writers think it's that funny, so I am thinking that they are just that inbred. What happens to a people who never leave their hometowns and talk to anybody but people in their neighborhoods and you have what's happening in Hollywood.
It's not that I was turning to gay filmmakers to provide my edgy humor, because they are subject to the same idea pitching to narrow minded suits as the straights there.
But this mishmash. Just who were they expecting this to appeal to?

So Oprah has a guest on her show. A pregnant man! Wow, something out of Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Except that's not a male. She's female taking male hormones to get a beard but still has all the parts. What a non-news story. Is Oprah getting desperate or deceitful to get ratings these days?

I hate living here. The subprime loan collapse is bringing out the worst arrogance in Bush & Co. All the troops are getting is $27 million in help to get them out of the shark infested waters of the payday loan places.

The average us are getting a 30 day delay in paying the mountain of bills and up to $1300.00 is tax refund check while JP Morgan is getting $30 billion in Federal bailout money for the fact that they took a greed gamble and lost.

So they can come back again and find out a new way to hose the American public?

Have any of you heard the word "barsexual" to describe a girl who kisses another girl in front of everybody in the bar as a way of flirting with guys?

Spike TV fantasy?

Either I've been going to boring bars or this is a figment of some guy's imagination. Of course since this fails to interest me in the least, I may never have noticed this.

Has anybody actually seen this happen?

Some people just ask for trouble. If ever there was a website that asked for it it's Juicy Campus. Read here:

http://gothamist.com/2008/03/19/controversial_j.php

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/17/sunny.juicy/

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/03/18/arts/gossip.php

So a website that encourages anonymous stink bomb hits on others is causing hurt feelings.

Numerous people have been outed. That part I am really clenching my teeth over. (and the other stuff too) The fact that being gay is still an enormous source of guilt and shame in the 21st century is an outrage.

And people using homosexuality to libel and slander others. They should be sued. The whole website should be taken down.

What do they fucking expect? Ruining other people's reputations for our entertainment?

They are kidding themselves when they say they are absolutely immune from persecution. One civil lawsuit will shut them down. When they identify people by name? Something that wasn't supposed to be done?


And fratboys are complaining they are getting a bad reputation? Meh!

Take the fucking thing down and sue the shit out of the webmasters.
End of story.

Is that so we don't leap to conclusions making up our minds about the candidates?
Ah, ha, ha. Okay, lame.

So I see Hillary is pretty close to being bumped off. Huckabee is being left in the dust. William F. Buckley has bit the dust, one less witty voice for the conservatives, and it now seems that it's now Obama Versus McCain

So who do you want Obama or McCain and no "none of the above" votes.

I am torn evenly between the two. But after losing hair, I'd have to say McCain.
I really think that Obama would spend the first 3 years of his presidency fighting for acceptance and the last year running for reelection, if he even makes it.

Some people think Obama will get assassinated for sure. Others think that it's going to be McCain that's going to get assassinated. Nobody thinks that the next president is going to sit easy in that chair.

It's not just because the economy is maxed out, our asses are owned by China and there is no home equity anymore.

It's the W-A-R. If we just yank our troops out it will destabilize the area but our economy is too instable to stay in there much longer.

Where is the money going to come to pay for all these bills? I just don't see where it's going to come from. Where is it going to come from?

I couldn't care less. No really, I fucking couldn't.
I'm just glad that the Oscar Bait Away From Her didn't win. That movie was a slow moving snail paced PIECE OF SHITE!!
Instead I saw a movie that should have won awards for hugest concentration of hotties since Gladiator. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Bob Ford.

Hawt. mmmph. I always have to pine after things I can't have because I can't have them. So if I'm going to pine, go all out and fantasize for the whole fucking gang.

I refuse, however, to believe that all the real men had teeth that good.

Who's cuter: Jesse James or Bob Ford. Fuck, does it matter?

Big or small, I'd take 'em all.

Boy Culture.

Liked it because:

No obligatory drag queen to please the straights.
A fantasy to be sure and lots of wish fulfillment but pretty good story.
Interior furnished by Ikea.
A few twists and turns to make it interesting
Enough ass to keep it interesting. Nice ass too.

Story: a gay male call man named X furnishes fantasies to 12 disciple like clients. The last one an old man named Gregory who needs X to help him stay in the game. (it's hard to explain. Just see the movie.)
Meanwhile X really loves his roommate but can't reach out. Gregory helps him figure out how.

What I hated about it:

Everybody over 30 is old.
Everybody is shaved.
Ending seems silly and rushed.

Overall I would recommend it because it doesn't suck like Birdcage (how can anybody who acts and dresses like Nathan Lane be remotely fuckable) and it isn't stupid, like anything that Kevin Kline acts in.
It's sexy and if you can suspend the disbelief, it's fun.

Good or bad? Does this mean the U.S. will lift its embargo off the country or does it mean that because Fidel's brother is taking over it will be business as usual since 1962 when the country was run by "I died before I could be counted as one of the worst presidents ever" Jack Kennedy.

Note: three words that will make me hurl in a bucket: any of those drunk, fat, useless Kennedys being referred to as: American Royalty, America's dyasty or any use of Camelot in a sentence.

So Obama is being endorsed by Edward (not home, not sober and not home with his wife) Kennedy.

Wow. Duck under your tables now here comes the hurlage.

Enough already with the gerbil myth. Has anyone actually put a gerbil in their ass?
You. Not friend of a friend or "knew somebody who knew somebody."
Comments can be set to "friends only" as a response.

A question: Where did this myth start.

Spike TV, gives us The Bender Ball! (Love the name.)
A device that you tuck behind you back and use it to do sit-ups with. Completely pointless and not quite a bargain at $19.95.
If you're going to use a ball, why not get one at Wal-Mart for about a dollar, deflate the motherfucker and use that to do your sit-ups?
Here's another idea. Do your sit-ups the normal way, like everybody else does.

A mass protest over the weekend and here is the video for it. Look on deathboy for more details and pictures from the protest. But I hope this is a sign the England has had enough of the most useless and greedy cult in existence;
Scientology fucking sucks ass and they need to be kicked out of England.




Next cult to get rid of: Catholicism. Can you believe the Pope is allowing indulgences again. INDULGENCES?! The last leader getting an indulgence was Adolf Hitler. Really fucking ballsy this pope.

I love bears.
The hairier the better.

Bears are comfortable with who they are
Bears do not apologize for who they are
They revel in who they are
They love the skin they are in.

Mitt is toast, toast, toast
Haa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
get off the stage, boy

Huckabee, make you
a bigger ass go ahead
if it's possible.

Not too bad a year for me. Any time one of my books gets done, I am happy. Communicating with friends, you guys, is always a pleasure. Skipping the whole holiday quagmire is what I always do. (notice complete non-communication during the whole debacle?)

But as a cringe-inspiring election season is coming up, to wish everybody a "happy" 2008 when I see the train wreck coming faster than the speed of sound seems insipid.

So all I can say is, avoid the telescoping if you can and if you have God or Gods to pray, it's not too early to start praying.

in today's news Facebook got in big trouble for secretly installing tracking information that logs what other websites you visit for the purpose of alerting their advertisers to tailor make their spam to yours truly.

Their weak answer is that you now have the option of turning off this tracking option. It remains a fact, though, that they have been tracking where you have been going and what you have been buying. This information has not included whether or not they have installed devices to log your keystrokes. But they have billions of dollars. They know your personal information. What aren't they telling us. Am I paranoid enough? After Sony? I no longer doubt it.

I understand purging some people who become stalkers or mean.

But lately I have noticed there is a disturbing trend towards purging of friends list and then telling the purgees that if you want to continue to be on their list, you must give reason(s) why you should be put back. This is nothing but a sickening bid to stroke their egos. I think it's especially rotten and mean when someone does that simply because they want to see people beg to be added back to their friends lists.

These are the ones who do things like lock others out of their list because they accuse others of being attention whores when they are so obviously attention whores themselves, their name show up in the posting or comments section of every fucking communities nearly every fucking day and yet, when it comes to their own journals, when people have figured them out and their shallowness called out, they avoid comments by friends-locking their journals. (and the only reason they friends lock their journals.)

For some people it's so transparent that their houses of glass should be kicked in with steel toed boots.

The really stomach churning ones are the ones who put dreary testimonials by others of how great they are.

I just have to say, if you are becoming positively irritating to laymen bloggers, you future Oscar Wildes, imagine how shallow and pathetic you look to the professional ones.

Did Oscar Wilde have to advertise in his books how great he is, how witty he is, how there is "future greatness" in him and how there are "high expectations" for him and put pretentious latin phrases in his books (two words: Babel Fish) or did he let the public decide?


"If I have purged you, don't take it personally." Tell me again how I'm not supposed to take it personally?

It deliberately hurts people's feelings. Why do people want to do that? Are we so kicked down that all we can think to do is kick others? Gay, straight, it's not cool.

I put in my profile that I don't play that. If you are on my list, I like you, I won't purge you, you can be as noisy as you want or as silent as you want. I understand you're busy. I'm busy. I emphasize again, I understand friends-locked posts because of the ultra-sensitivity of the information you have had, the pain you are experiencing and believe me, nobody understands more than me why you need to do that, but I don't do hit-and-run aggrandizing and I don't do purges. I won't play it.

My ego needs nurturing like anybody else's. But I don't need to nurture it by hurting other people's feelings.

Don't we face enough exclusion?

It's something that I have seen on the Jerry Springer show a lot (yes, yes, I can have too much free time and be too bored with what's on during the same time slots)

But here it is: I don't understand femmes who want to attract straight men.

(I really don't understand femmes at all. as often been quoted: If I wanted a woman, I'd be straight.)

What are they thinking? What do they possibly hope to accomplish especially by going on national TV and admitting that, say, you know that great blow job I gave you? I'm good at it because I'm a man.

They are always angrily, completely rejected.

"But can't you accept me for who I am? Boo hoo? Didn't we have something there? Didn't you feel anything for me?"

The really embarrassing episodes are the ones where they ask the guy to marry him and it never works out.

I just don't get it. What the hell is going through their minds?

Femmes. Queens. Marys. I hate all those names. And I hate the gay community always being thought of as consisting of those silly men.

Silly, harmless poofs. Bette Midler wannabes.

It irritates the hell of of me.